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  • 2002-12-27
    MiniNTK #18
    Question Me!
  • 2002-12-20
    #271
    Seasonal Humbug
  • 2002-12-13
    #270
    Fear and Ignorance. Ignorance and Fear. Those are our watchwords.
  • 2002-12-06
    #269
    Lies, USENET lies, and government consultation periods
  • 2002-11-29
    #268
    thanks, but no thanks
  • 2002-11-22
    #267
    letters to the government, packets to the people
  • 2002-11-15
    #266
    changing our underwear, updating our risumis
  • 2002-11-08
    #265
    uk.gone, digital rag and bone, dance dance implementation
  • 2002-11-01
    #264
    Old Media Cheek, Currently Residing in The Event Queue File
  • 2002-10-25
    #263
    Hilary's term at Oxford
  • 2002-10-18
    #262
    the meetings will continue until morale improves
  • 2002-10-11
    #261
    zer0 day b33b and the Sinclair Brothers
  • 2002-10-04
    #260
    Google shark-jumping?, Perl and Cocoa
  • 2002-09-27
    #259
    Children of the Banned, Party poop
  • 2002-09-20
    #258
    LibDems, KidPr0n, DVDSync
  • 2002-09-13
    #257
    The claims of Acclaim, Perl world tour
  • 2002-09-06
    #256
    Cons and conmen, HARRIXOS will never die!
  • 2002-08-30
    #255
    Earth invasion postponed.
  • 2002-08-23
    #254
    EUCD2, Bayes Watch, PlayStation "cool"
  • 2002-08-16
    MiniNTK #18
    Summertime Squeak Special - in Dolby
  • 2002-08-09
    #253
    EUCD UK, Defcon Upshots, another W3C compliance test to fail
  • 2002-08-02
    #252
    Summertime Surveillance, No Orgasms for Kevin
  • 2002-07-26
    #251
    Movement down the Redbus, Sexy Torrents of Bits, No *I'm* Ploticus
  • 2002-07-19
    #250
    Back in the former USSR, Charlie the Angry Drunken Satirist, 8 bits enter a room 1K leaves
  • 2002-07-12
    #249
    Do y*u Y*h**?, Edge vs NTK vs KLF vs Johnny Ball
  • 2002-07-05
    #248
    man perlbeg, googlebucks, be the gipper of fipr
  • 2002-06-28
    #247
    careless talk, lies at the palladium, checking lilo status
  • 2002-06-21
    #246
    RIPA, mate; ooh UKUUG; and fizzy milk
  • 2002-06-14
    #246
    post-XCOM letdown, BBCing you, socat sogood
  • 2002-06-07
    MiniNTK #17
    a word from our sponsors
  • 2002-05-31
    #245
    Demons of the past, Extreme Pleading
  • 2002-05-24
    #244
    Phone bridge of sighs, but Outlook is rosy at last
  • 2002-05-17
    #243
    All Cons, No Pros
  • 2002-05-10
    #242
    Grammy Boots, Perl To Python, Emerging Conferences
  • 2002-05-03
    #241
    Everyone dress up as monkeys and run for mayor. Pass it on.
  • 2002-04-26
    #240
    CDR, EUCD, DPA, 1475!
  • 2002-04-19
    #239
    No^H^H Yes Minister, Computers Freedom Privacy, For Fsck's Sake
  • 2002-04-12
    #238
    invisible nets, unrecognised countries, zen differentials
  • 2002-04-05
    #237
    Going CYC-O, audioshopping, doubleplus unconvention
  • 2002-03-29
    MiniNTK #16
    Happy Mozday!
  • 2002-03-22
    #236
    Bad BT, Bad PPP, Bad BBC!
  • 2002-03-15
    #235
    Murdoch (probably) owns you, silly billing, haiku-fu
  • 2002-03-08
    #234
    Liberty requires eternal ebullience, love and reality both bite
  • 2002-03-01
    #233
    Grammy sucks eggs, Dead Men Posting, and get well soon Rob
  • 2002-02-22
    #232
    Codecon, Funky Dredds and "Life" is the name of the game
  • 2002-02-15
    #231
    goth bands, froups banned, bitmap of the heart
  • 2002-02-08
    #230
    Takedown's a bitch, creme egg *cones*?
  • 2002-02-01
    #229
    Booby prizes, dorkbot and dillo
  • 2002-01-25
    #228
    BBC basics, Ms Tron, more of .me
  • 2002-01-18
    #227
    It's always about .me, isn't it?
  • 2002-01-11
    #226
    Big Marc, Little Marc, Gopher broke, and get whitey chocolate
  • 2002-01-04
    MiniNTK #15
    "Happy New Warez" porn link round-up
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    [ So, at last: the Gathering begins. But before it does 
    *somebody* has to cut all the crusts off the sandwiches. That 
    somebody is us. While we run insanely around trying to track 
    down four-way adaptors, Pringles canisters, stockpiles of 
    Cipro, additional branches of the Dyson family, and enough cola 
    to cause an army of sloths to (successfully) invade Columbia, 
    we'll leave you this timetable for XCOM 2002. If you never hear 
    from us again, consider this our final will and testament. And 
    do come. We can't predict what will happen, but we'll say this: 
    these days you can't get this much chaos for three quid outside 
    Chechnya. ]
    
    It's a technology trade show with a difference...
        
                                   ...a medieval version of eBay
        
    ...a summer festival for those of us whose idea of a good time
    is sitting indoors hunched over a PC with the curtains drawn.
        
        
    It's...   
                          EXTREME COMPUTING 
        
            The NTK/Mute Festival Of Inappropriate Technology
      
                   11am-7pm, Sunday June 9th 2002
         The Camden Centre, London (opposite Kings Cross station)
                       http://www.xcom2002.com/
       
                  and it's all only THREE POUNDS to get in.


    THAT SPEAKER PROGRAMME IN FULL
    (Lineup may be subject to alteration, cybernetic or otherwise.)

    (...and don't get us started on the exhibitors - MAME cabinets,
    wireless networking workshops, Meet The Register/TVGoHome etc - 
    full list now at:              
                                 http://www.xcom2002.com/stalls.php )

    11am-11.50am: Attention Deficit Cinema
    - take a seat and make yourself (un)comfortable with these all-
    too-brief screenings and snippets presented by TV's Ben Moor.
    
    11.55am-noon: Keynote
    - "Sex Dummy": a startling view of how the future used to look, 
    presented by 1980s electropop icon Gary Le Strange.
    
    12noon-12.50pm: Salute to 20 Years Of The ZX Spectrum, 
    featuring:
     Nigel Alderton, author of the original "Chuckie Egg"* 
     John Hollis, author of "Meteor Storm" and "Time Gate"
     Sandy White, author of "3D Ant Attack"
     Paul Holmes, author of the Spectrum versions of "Wild West 
       Hero", "Robotron" and "Machine Code Made Easy, Volume Two"
    plus Building Your Own From Readily Available Parts and 
    adopting and importing an Eastern European clone
    Hosted by: ZDNet raconteur (and Spectrum 128 ROM programmer) 
    Rupert Goodwins.
    
    1pm-1.20pm: Circuit Bending with John "Meteor Storm" Hollis
    Mr Hollis remains on stage for an introduction to the art of 
    getting amazing new sounds from battery-powered electronic 
    musical instruments, also known as "Circuit bending". Learn to 
    tell the difference between a simple R/C timer and a ceramic 
    resonator clock, among other useful skills. Features live 
    demonstrations and voided warranties galore.
    
    1.30pm-1.50pm: Paul Granjon, Z Lab 
    Just to prove we're not completely obsessed with the Spectrum, 
    BBC Micro-using artifical life artist Paul Granjon describes 
    just some of his astonishing creations, hopefully including 
    "The cybernetic parrot sausage", "The fluffy tamagotchi", plus 
    robotHead and dog robot Toutou. 
    
    2pm-3pm: When Science Fiction Becomes Science Fact - And Then 
    Becomes Science Fiction Again
    - top authors discuss the interface between real-world research
    and popular sci-fi, featuring Tom Standage on the 18th century 
    chess-playing "automaton" which inspired Charles Babbage to 
    build a real computer, and George and Freeman Dyson on the 
    top-secret 1950s project to find a peaceful use for US nuclear
    weapons - propelling a 40-man spacecraft to the moons of Saturn.
    Introduced by: cyberpunk author Pat Cadigan. 
    
    3pm-3.30pm: Break and "lightning presentations"
    
    3.30pm: Extreme Raffle draw.
    
    3.35pm-4.20pm: In Defence of Weblogs - grassroots content 
    management systems of the future, or just a load of self-
    obsessed secret diaries of Adrian Mole?
    Featuring:
     Neil McIntosh, Deputy Editor, Guardian Online
     Ben Hammersley, the Gbloogle [sic] search engine
     Tom Coates, winner, Best European Weblog 2002 
    
    4.30pm-5.20pm: The Gagpipe Debate: "The greater the money, the 
    less the funny?"
    - is it possible to make money out of online comedy sites, and 
    are there any pitfalls of doing so? Charlie Brooker of TV Go 
    Home, Paul Carr of The Friday Thing, and Lester and Kieren of 
    The Rockall Times discuss their experiences in the field, with 
    "contributions" of some kind from Idiotica.co.uk, TV Cream, 
    Henry Raddick, Disappointment.com, Herd Of Sheep, NoiseMonkey 
    Dotcock, and Tachyon TV. 
    Chaired by: Drew Cullen, The Register.
    
    5.30pm-6pm: Break and "lightning presentations"
    
    6pm-7pm: "A little less conversation, a little more action: How 
    you can help preserve fair-use rights in digital media"
    The DMCA. The EUCD. The CBDTPA. Why they are bad and what you 
    can do about them. Featuring:
     Cory Doctorow, EFF 
     The Campaign for Digital Rights 
     The Dorkbot London 12v orchestra
    Hosted by Dave Green and Dan O'Brien, NTK. 
    
    Obviously these won't take up the full 8-hour duration of the 
    event - gaps will be filled by Perl-conference-style "lightning 
    presentations" from anyone who wants to do a few minutes on any 
    relevant subject (eg: people who've got stalls explaining what 
    they're doing, for a start).

    Fancy a more "intimate" discussion with some of the speakers (or
    just want to see the EFF's Cory Doctorow in two places at the 
    same time)? Then we firmly advise you to "Take It Outside":
                     http://www.haddock.org/takeitoutside/xcom2002/


    WHERE IS IT?
    The venue is The Camden Centre just across the road from 
    London's Kings Cross station (and, confusingly, nowhere near 
    Camden). There are some parking spaces nearby but they might go 
    fairly quickly, so it's easier to get there by tube or train 
    (unless you've got lots to carry, obviously). There's a bit 
    more information about the venue (and a map) at:
                                  http://www.xcom2002.com/venue.php


    WHAT SHOULD YOU BRING?
    Plenty of cash - exhibitors might not accept credit cards 
    
    A carrier bag - the geekiest one wins a (small) prize 
    
    A supermarket loyalty card, if you want to swap - more info at:
                            http://www.xcom2002.com/press020530.php
    
    A pen - as at previous NTK events, you'll be encouraged to wear 
    your domain (the bit after the @ in your email address) on a 
    sticker, so people can try and guess who you are 
    
    Any interesting retro gadget - to be valued by our Antiques 
    Geekshow (NTK stand, 12noon-3pm - probably best to stick with 
    items you can easily carry on your person, as there aren't 
    any lockers or anything; it's not a swimming pool...)
    
    Any (working) technology you'd like to sell - via our 
    experimental "bring and buy" stall. Though, once again, please 
    be sensible about what you bring (or buy, for that matter) 


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