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NTK 2007 NTK 2006 NTK 2005 NTK 2004 NTK 2003 NTK 2002 NTK 2001 NTK 2000 NTK 1999 NTK 1998 29/12/97 #27 Review of '97, big TV, readers' efforts, Happy New Year! 19/12/97 #26 Microsoft smacks back, OpenGL losses, Paarty! 12/12/97 #25 Yahoo hacked, OpenGL victories, DOJ smack Microsoft 05/12/97 #24 Cybersquatting blues, MSN puzzles, and the return of the FiReD 28/11/97 #23 Bactel spurned, hackers liberated and the erotic olympics 21/11/97 #22 Gates as Caligula, ISO Java and .NOT 14/11/97 #21 FOOF bug, Easynet goofed, good food 07/11/97 #20 E-on bust, Kashpureff nicked, Apple silly. 31/10/97 #19 StrongARM tactics, laser ban, Sci-Fi Con 2.0 24/10/97 #18 Microsoft naughtiness, Quake II, Mark Leyner 17/10/97 #17 Cassini, Survival Research Labs, SlashCon 10/10/97 #16 Sun vs Gates, Pickering and the ZX Psion 03/10/97 #15 Worldcom, IE4.0, and Negativland 26/09/97 #14 Crypto weirdness, Easynet moneymaking and Win95 cracking. 19/09/97 Holiday Special #5 MiniNTK - by the seaside. 12/09/97 Holiday Special #4 MiniNTK - the nation mourns. 05/09/97 Holiday Special #3 MiniNTK - to "Di" for. 29/08/97 Holiday Special #2 MiniNTK - "the one with all the urls". 22/08/97 Holiday Special #1 MiniNTK - live from Mir. 15/08/97 #13 HIP fallout, surveillance and kites. 08/08/97 #12 Jobs & Gates, game.com and HIP '97. 01/08/97 #11 Boys for the Jobs, Clan Negroponte and Sci-Fi Archaeologists. 25/07/97 #10 LINX update, Virus wars, ECAL '97. 18/07/97 #9 Internic spazzes, fibre slashes, and the dreaded Ecstacy 11/07/97 #8 Amelio goes, NHS hate TTP, and Hard *ptuii* Wired. 04/07/97 #7 Windows 98, Mars, and no "Independence Day" references. 27/06/97 #6 CDA, Cousteau, Access All Areas the third. 20/06/97 #5 Psion, Iridium, and Lee Harvey Oswald. 13/06/97 #4 Comcast, Viewdata Revival Movement, Osmose. 06/06/97 #3 Microsoft in Cambridge, Arthur C. Clarke Award, Earplugs 30/05/97 #2 Sega/Bandai, Robert Anton Wilson, Perl Conference 23/05/97 #1 Crypto, Ken Campbell, the Beeb. Michelle. 16/05/97 Final Beta - Rhapsody, MIDI Karaoke, Jimmy Hill. 09/05/97 Second Beta - BIB, The Hugos, Geek Golf. 02/05/97 First Beta - Brandname tattooing, bad Deep Blue predictions. 21/03/97 Appalling first efforts. |
_ _ _____ _ __ NEED TO KNOW NOW 18/07/97 | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ _____ __ o Commemorative 'the | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o closest working hardware | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ V V / o to this site is on Mars' |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\ |_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o Death o' the Net Edition "Drivers and passengers will access services that go well beyond classical navigation. These could range from remote diagnostics to locating a teenager who has missed curfew." - Axel Fuchs of Daimler-Benz on German car tech, SciAm AUTOCAR! DIE JUNGLING IST MISSING CURFEW! *LOCATE* HIM! >> HARD NEWS << weak excuses NETWORK SOLUTIONS, the US company you pay when you want a .COM, .NET or .ORG domain name, took some heavy flak at the start of the week. The Justice Dept launched an investigation into their domain name monopoly (uncharitably described as 'a UNIX script that outputs money'). Then, in an unrelated incident, NS complied with a request to cancel a domain name, a request that was a complete fake - and thus almost bankrupted an innocent company. Next they were roundly condemned by NASA for allowing NASA.COM to be reserved by a hardcore pornography site. And finally - the ultimate humiliation - their *own* domain-name, www.internic.net, was snuck from underneath them by hackers and replaced with that of their arch-enemies www.alternic.net. To start with, it looked like NS were taking all this criticism calmly... but then... On Thursday, at around 6.30AM, NETWORK SOLUTIONS went completely insane. They trashed their own master database of .COM and .NET net addresses. Then, drunk with lunatic power and gibbering like baboons, they sent out the mangled database to the main Internet name servers. Every .COM and .NET on the planet effectively disappeared. For four hours (and sporadically throughout the day), only sites whose addresses were saved on local machines were accessible. NS released a statement at 6PM, saying it was all due to an error by a "system administrator", but that's clearly rubbish. Yeah, like they'd trust their most important responsibility to a single sysadmin. Like they'd not have safeguards in place. And like they're not trying to launch an IPO next month. No, only one explanation is possible: Network Solutions have gone psycho. Picking through the Net wreckage on Friday, a lot of commentators have been, once again, heavily critical of Network Solutions' "incompetence". We say: shut the fuck up! Don't get them angry again! http://www.netsol.com (or 198.41.3.10) company motto: - WE'RE MAD AS HELL, AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE And it looks like they're not the only ones. Somebody is going around sticking giant spades (or 'backhoes' as JCBs are called in the US) into every fibre optic cable they can find. On Wednesday, fibre provider WorldCom lost 496 DS3s (each carrying 45 Mbps of data) in a 'hoeing' incident somewhere in the desert between Los Angeles and Vegas. Then on Thursday, the same company lost over 100 DS3s in the New York City area. The result for UK users was slow traffic all across the US. Or it have would been had the DNS servers not been so resolutely fritzed. Aaanyway, WorldCom blame summer construction crews - often crews laying more fibre, ironically. We, on the other hand, are beginning to see a pattern. The NYC cut took place, sources indicated, just half a mile from the National Security Agency headquarters. And we don't have to remind regular NTK conspiracy buffs of the NSA/NETWORK SOLUTIONS CONNECTION, DO WE? http://mediafilter.org/zk/conf/zkArch3.html oh. We do? - check out 'The Dark Side of Net Names'... FOR THE TRUTH It gets creepier. On Wednesday, MICROSOFT announced their second preview release of INTERNET EXPLORER 4.0. Within minutes, Versace was dead. The new Explorer beta include: Microsoft's new 'hyperlinky-look' desktop (single clicks to run programs, horrific underlined text everywhere). Also, if you're not careful, the new Explorer installs an 'Active Desktop', a Web page that runs as though it was animated desktop wallpaper. It was this complete disregard for the personal customisation and tastes of the user that we believe required Versace's 'silencing'. Following Netscape's lead with Communicator 4, Microsoft's package also includes a ruined e-mail client, and a 'push-channel' feature that can be scheduled to crash in the background without user intervention. http://www.microsoft.com/ie40 - police are looking for a repeat offender In another arena, SONY showed they're not too worried about the "PlayStation software glut" (current PSX titles: around 240, current N64: between 7 and 9), by snapping up Cambridge-based softies MILLENNIUM, perhaps best known for their James Pond platformers on the Amiga. Intriguingly, the deal doesn't include a buyout of "sister company" Cyberlife Technology, which provided Millennium with their biggest hit for some time, the cute 'n' chirpy A-life sim Creatures, released here a while back and currently launching in the US. Last we heard, Cyberlife wanted to adapt Creatures for numerous "intelligent agent" apps; meanwhile Sony crow about buying a Cambridge base before Microsoft have even got out their chequebook. Once again, we warn them not to tease Mr Gates too often... http://www.millennium.co.uk/ Millennium. Oh sorry, the - "Sony Computer Entertainment Europe: Cambridge Studio" >> ANTI-NEWS << news we knew you knew Bill Gates $10 billion richer than any other human... first anti-stalking rulings ban anti-vivisectionists, anti-hunt supporters from Hyde Park... Apple's $56 million loss "less than predicted"... Microsoft recruiting 2,600 new staff... American arrested for shooting own PC... Mir crew close ranks over "clumsy" astronaut (Our sick bet: it's Commander Tsibliyev!)... Satellite uplink station jammed by nearby car alarm... child was "too clever to live" warns Daily Mail... Microsoft net income up 86% to $1.06 billion... UK tax software gives "wrong answers", says accountant... Future Publishing to extend standard computer mag template to Cult TV, popular science, and the Ministry of Sound... Bible Code finds Bill Gates in Book Of Revelations... >> CULTURE << as in Iain M. Banks, right? Just how anti-censorship are you, anyway? Find out at the FREEDOM IN CYBERSPACE conference, taking place at the London University Union on Tues 29/7/97. Expect the agenda to be pretty hardcore: it's organised by the Campaign for Internet Freedom, who frankly make the Electronic Frontier Foundation look *squishy soft*. Check out their site for arguments against PICS, *any* form of filtering software, and some unfortunate slagging off of NTK pal and Serbian death-camp exposer Ed Vulliamy. Err... which they have every right to publish. http://www.easynet.co.uk/cam/censorship/ - is our credibility still intact? A somewhat more relaxed ambience, we suspect, at Neals Yard Meeting Rooms, London (7.30pm, same day - 29/7/97) where Dr. David Nichols, professor of medicinal chemistry and molecular pharmacology at Purdue University, will be speaking on drugs. Let's rephrase that. Dr Nichols did some the early mechanistic studies of Ecstasy, and is the creator of MBDB, a drug sometimes sold as Ecstasy. He's interested in discussing both the technical and philosophical aspects of psychedelic drugs. Tickets are 5UKP at the door. http://www.ecstasy.org/dave.html - we doubt that includes any 'freebies' >> TRACKING << our monkey curiosity And where are the best UK Websites? Well, throw away your bookmark files, because those wiseacres at WWW.YELL.CO.UK have decided it all for you, in their "OFFICIAL" UK WEB AWARDS. A casual observer might, perhaps, have expected a wider range of winners - Amnesty International took two prizes, as did that 17 year-old's unofficial Spice Girls site, while design-your-own- Mini got at least 2 (or 3?) nominations. And don't be sad if you weren't invited to the glittering BAFTA presentation ceremony, as highlights included a quote from Bill Gates about how the Net is "the most significant invention since the wheel" and some joker from The Computer Channel banging on about push technology and 56k modems (as important as fire and arable farming respectively, we imagine). http://www.yell.co.uk/yell/yellawards/index.html - at least there's some recognition for www.teletext.co.uk You too can create sites like these, with the new beta preview release of PC HTML editor, Hot Dog Professional 4. The interface still looks like it was written by said dog, but it'll look familiar if you've got a 'legacy' of working with the mutt. There's a backpack of new features to try too. Whoop. http://www.sausage.com/ Sausage Software. "Professionals" London listings mag TIME OUT seems very excited about an upcoming drum and bass CD/CD-ROM that also provides rudimentary DIY mix facilities via one of those clumsy point-and-click-your-way-round-a-pre-rendered-room Director-style interfaces. It's from Breakdown Records/Suburban Base, it's called VIRTUAL DJ (as if you hadn't guessed), and is available in both Drum & Bass and Underground Garage flavours. Should be an improvement on Pearson Multimedia's recent pseudo-interactive MUSIC MACHINE, as at least you get a dance album for your 14 quid, though the low price only partly conceals the fact that you could mix your own techno properly on a PC by downloading a Tracker program and some WAV files - for nothing! http://www.subbase.com/breakdown/ - no info here, you could email them at sb@subbase.com http://www.pne.co.uk/musicmachine/ old school http://www.maz-sound.com/ where real "players" hang out >> MEMEPOOL << those nodal points in full "ALIEN LOVE TRIANGLE" - Scotland's 5th Element... gangster tamagotchis... www.revolting.com (no, really this time)... the return of TEXAS INSTRUMENTS... after Oasis Interactive Songbook - PULP and BLUR... Apple and Wired looking for new CEOs - what if they both pick Howard Rheingold?... Solaris "ping o' suicide"... MAE-Mir... does the data protection registrar have to register *their own* database?... Pentium II? Mmm, maybe if it was a bit cheaper... REALDOLL... Cook Island companies get .co.ck domains... SEINFELD to return in BBC2 Tues double bill - BUT WHEN?... Strangely, the nameserver run by the military *didn't* fall over... Wormnerd!... AEON FLUX action figures... DEC ALPHA FP bug?... Umami tastebud found - physical basis for hacker MSG addiction... colour onomatography... hold the Minstrels - pass the GIANT SMARTIES! >> MO' MEDIA << in media hi-res TV >> Find out if those "empty stadiums" rumours are true, as U2 broadcast their oh-so-ironic POPMART LIVE (11.25pm, Fri, BBC1) from Rotterdam, and (apparently) find enough time off from rehearsals to co-host TOP OF THE POPS (7.30pm, Fri, BBC1)... let's hope those continuity announcers don't tempt fate when introducing the unusually nightmarish psycho-thriller CANDYMAN (11.05pm, Fri, C4)... cheeky eighties-fixated youngsters romp around foiling unlikely crimes - an equally good description of both the new series of BUGS (8.10pm, Sat, BBC1) and dirt-bike classic BMX BANDITS (11am, Sat, BBC1)... Joe Dante's INNERSPACE (5.55pm, Sat, BBC1) is a much worthier homage to Fantastic Voyage than you'd thought... while Richard Linklater's follow-up to Slacker is a rambling high-school graduation drama, that, true to its title, appears both DAZED AND CONFUSED (10.15pm, Sun, BBC2)... Bill Pullman investigates the reality behind voodoo zombies in Wes "Scream" Craven's THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (11.55pm, Tue, BBC1), and battles equivalent strangeness on the other side from repeats of VIC REEVES' BIG NIGHT OUT (11pm, Tue, C4)... the end of the "Colony" two-part episode of THE X FILES (10.30pm, Wed, BBC1) is mysteriously scheduled against the new (late-night) series of BABYLON 5 (10.40pm, Wed, C4)... but no-one dares go up against the ratings colossus that is a new 24-part (!) series of THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (9pm, Thu, BBC2)... MOVIES >> Hugely convincing animated creatures resent man's intrusion into their complex ecosystem - but that's enough about THE LADY AND THE TRAMP (Disney cartoon re-release)... you want to know what, exactly, is wrong with THE LOST WORLD (Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite)... well, we could start with the ending, where the film grinds to a halt, then goes off on a totally different tack - not even as good as the GODZILLA trailer (out next Summer - www.godzilla.com) or current import GAMERA... sure, the dinos are fun, but fail to make up for the obligatory annoying kid, throwaway semi-explanatory dialogue, a repeated bloodstained-water gimmick, PLUS massive, gaping plot-holes (why don't the T-Rexes just push the bloody truck over the cliff and finish the job?)... oh, and the fact that the best scene involves Julianne Moore and a great big piece of glass, and no dinosaurs at all... on a high note, however, SWINGERS (as we recommended last week, sight-unseen) is as excellent as we'd hoped. Check it out. BIO >> Sure, I've rubbished the view that marijuana consumption can lead to heroin abuse. Who hasn't? But I can stop any time I want. Especially now that scientists from the US, Spain and Italy have produced evidence that marijuana withdrawal causes the release of a hormone in the brain which has already been linked to opiate, alcohol and cocaine withdrawal. The implication is that smoking dope can 'prime' you for other addictive drugs. On the other hand, it just might be a general pleasure response. But... hold on... that would imply that marijuana was in some way enjoyable... More news for addiction addicts: Swiss neuroscientists have found that damage to a specific area of the brain causes a craving for fine food and good wine. Of course, it could simply be that such a liberal and open country as Switzerland regards an appreciation of the finer things in life as a medical disorder... And your monthly Neanderthal update: If you were relieved by reports of genetic studies suggesting that humans and Neanderthals never interbred, perhaps you should check yourself in the mirror once more. The DNA analysed was *mitochondrial* DNA which is strictly maternally inherited. Which means that one of our male ancestors may still have been Neanderthal. A fact which I'm sure many men would be very proud of. I know *I* am. - doctor@spesh.com >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know Now is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent. It is registered at the Post Office as "family-oriented". ( http://www.tomski.demon.co.uk/ ) NEED TO KNOW THEY STOLE OUR REVOLUTION. NOW WE'RE STEALING IT BACK. Archive - http://www.spesh.com/cgi-bin/now Excuses - http://www.spesh.com/ntk Unsubscribe? 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