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NTK 2007 NTK 2006 NTK 2005 NTK 2004 NTK 2003 NTK 2002 NTK 2001 NTK 2000 NTK 1999 NTK 1998 29/12/97 #27 Review of '97, big TV, readers' efforts, Happy New Year! 19/12/97 #26 Microsoft smacks back, OpenGL losses, Paarty! 12/12/97 #25 Yahoo hacked, OpenGL victories, DOJ smack Microsoft 05/12/97 #24 Cybersquatting blues, MSN puzzles, and the return of the FiReD 28/11/97 #23 Bactel spurned, hackers liberated and the erotic olympics 21/11/97 #22 Gates as Caligula, ISO Java and .NOT 14/11/97 #21 FOOF bug, Easynet goofed, good food 07/11/97 #20 E-on bust, Kashpureff nicked, Apple silly. 31/10/97 #19 StrongARM tactics, laser ban, Sci-Fi Con 2.0 24/10/97 #18 Microsoft naughtiness, Quake II, Mark Leyner 17/10/97 #17 Cassini, Survival Research Labs, SlashCon 10/10/97 #16 Sun vs Gates, Pickering and the ZX Psion 03/10/97 #15 Worldcom, IE4.0, and Negativland 26/09/97 #14 Crypto weirdness, Easynet moneymaking and Win95 cracking. 19/09/97 Holiday Special #5 MiniNTK - by the seaside. 12/09/97 Holiday Special #4 MiniNTK - the nation mourns. 05/09/97 Holiday Special #3 MiniNTK - to "Di" for. 29/08/97 Holiday Special #2 MiniNTK - "the one with all the urls". 22/08/97 Holiday Special #1 MiniNTK - live from Mir. 15/08/97 #13 HIP fallout, surveillance and kites. 08/08/97 #12 Jobs & Gates, game.com and HIP '97. 01/08/97 #11 Boys for the Jobs, Clan Negroponte and Sci-Fi Archaeologists. 25/07/97 #10 LINX update, Virus wars, ECAL '97. 18/07/97 #9 Internic spazzes, fibre slashes, and the dreaded Ecstacy 11/07/97 #8 Amelio goes, NHS hate TTP, and Hard *ptuii* Wired. 04/07/97 #7 Windows 98, Mars, and no "Independence Day" references. 27/06/97 #6 CDA, Cousteau, Access All Areas the third. 20/06/97 #5 Psion, Iridium, and Lee Harvey Oswald. 13/06/97 #4 Comcast, Viewdata Revival Movement, Osmose. 06/06/97 #3 Microsoft in Cambridge, Arthur C. Clarke Award, Earplugs 30/05/97 #2 Sega/Bandai, Robert Anton Wilson, Perl Conference 23/05/97 #1 Crypto, Ken Campbell, the Beeb. Michelle. 16/05/97 Final Beta - Rhapsody, MIDI Karaoke, Jimmy Hill. 09/05/97 Second Beta - BIB, The Hugos, Geek Golf. 02/05/97 First Beta - Brandname tattooing, bad Deep Blue predictions. 21/03/97 Appalling first efforts. |
_ _ _____ _ __ 4/07/97 NEED TO KNOW NOW | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ _____ __ o Ack ack ack UK ack ack | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o ack ack geek ack ack | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ V V / o tv ack ack movies ack |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\ |_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o ack news ack MARS! Ack! "A 15-year-old Protestant in Holland is not the same as a 15-year-old Muslim in an Arab country." - David Kerr, Internet Watch Foundation, on rating porn sites the quality of some of those GIFs, it's hard to tell >> HARD NEWS << for hard drives INTERNET CONNECTIVITY to the States took an early weekend last week: a construction crew cut through one of the principal NY-Washington cables around 3pm BST on Fri 27/6/97; routing was fritzed for the rest of the afternoon. That's okay, though, because UUNET-Pipex customers were recovering from repeatedly engaged dialup lines the day before, and Demon customers were still wondering what happened to their DNS server on Wednesday. http://www.internetweather.com - "The only fault-tolerant part of the Net is its users." A bittersweet week if you had deadpool bets on Jimmy Stewart, Robert Mitchum - or APPLE COMPUTER. On Thursday a block of 1.5 million Apple shares were sold - just coincidentally the same amount as Steve Jobs owns. Or owned. Then Apple clone-maker Power Computing stated that they'd be expanding into the PC market. You know things are bad when no-one wants to even compete with you... Stock prices are currently at an 11-year low. Find out whether it was an insider Jobs deal on Monday, when the SEC releases full details. http://www.apple.com Remember: somebody bought those shares. Probably Woz. Stock evaporation closer to home with Hampshire-based SUPERSCAPE. Shares in the perennial 3D tools provider have been sliding over the last four months from c.400p to the current c.80p. Superscape boss John Chiplin says this is due to the stockmarket's current anti-VR vibes, and the mistaken belief that the Scapesters have been betting everything on the Net. As opposed to that booming immersive 3D environment market? http://www.superscape.com - a far cry from their promising early Dragon 32 work As reported in NTK (and if we didn't, we should have done, because everyone kept telling us about it), Web ad agencies ONLINE MAGIC and AGENCY.COM have teamed up. Online Magic was based in London with an NY office, and Agency.com was NY with a London office. Now Agency.com own a substantial chunk of OM, so we guess they'll centralise operations in Bermuda. Ahaha. Upshot: They'll look more impressive, they'll do some bigger corporate sites, and if you know HTML, you'll probably end up working for them. Move along now. Entertaining Web bankruptcies come later this year. http://www.agency.com Look, just go read New Media Age http://www.onlinemagic.com or something, okay? Sheesh. WINDOWS 98 got its first beta to around 100,000 'carefully- selected' sites. Because of non-disclosure agreements, no- one revealed to us that the upgrade contains an improved (FAT32) filing system, support for faster (USB, DVD) interfaces and some mildly cool macro/scripting language support. No-one did this and no-one cares, because Windows 98 is dull, dull, dull. Everyone's waiting for the new Internet Explorer 4 beta. Which, some say, is *very* close. http://browserwatch.internet.com/news/news-current.html - you'll hear it here first >> ANTI-NEWS << news we knew you knew New NT server bug... 'Pol Pot in hiding in Sweden' just a net.rumour... 'MICROSOFT buying CBS' just a net.rumour... '"Caesar the Geezer" going to jail' not a rumour at all... The Spot closes down... MATSUSHITA M2 game console pulled... "The Web May Be Killing Old-Fashioned CD-ROMs" - DAILY SCOOP... "A Million Intranet and Internet sites Need Microsoft Site Server", estimate - MICROSOFT... IT Managers don't read e-mails, says NETWORK NEWS... MEN IN BLACK movie webverts will "give users the impression the site they are visiting has been sabotaged"... "Majority of small firms not on-line" reports UK survey... new DOUGLAS ADAMS game to feature the "Wild Squid of Shrdlu" and (oh, our sides) the "Pulsating Inconvenience from Planet Sprod"... >> CULTURE << It's not often we'll cower from an expression of true geek might but THE MIND SPORTS OLYMPIAD, taking over the Royal Festival Hall from 17/8/97-24/8/97, has even us gibbering. Imagine - eight days of continuous mental battle in the ancient arts of Magic (the Gathering, that is), Continuo, Hare and Tortoise, Mastermind, Stratego, and Twixt (Twixt?). Also featured: challenges in Speed Reading and Memory skills AND a computer programming contest with categories for speed of writing, execution speed and code compactness. Anyone can enter. There are special under-16 sections. We're leaving the country. http://www.mindsports.co.uk/ - Who's got the TV rights? Don King must be kicking himself! Not on our UK tellies yet but still worth looking forward to: new US series of Egyptology-sci-fi STARGATE (featuring Richard Dean "MacGyver" Anderson), TIMECOP, and Gene Roddenberry's EARTH: FINAL CONFLICT (it's an old Roddenberry script from before his death, not his Omen- style return from beyond the grave). There's always a downside, however, and this time it takes the form of a fifth 22-episode season of BABYLON 5, plus *two* feature- length spin-off movies next year. Like individual Bab-5 episodes weren't tough enough to follow... How about this? We broke into Simon "Non-hacker, honest" Gardner's mail account, ripped off this Saturday's ACCESS ALL AREAS provisional running order, and posted it onto our Website. Are we elite yet? http://www.spesh.com/aaa/agenda.html - will trade for cracked copy of mIRC >> TRACKING << good bot - fetch! We knew you like your PC AUDIO CD PLAYING SOFTWARE heavy on the obsessive features (like play statistics and automatic Internet CD database interrogation) so we knew you'll like DiscPlay 4. What we also knew is that you knew that DiscPlay has been crashing on CD database look-ups and pissing off the CDDB overlords. Well, we knew that you knew too, but we also knew that there was a new one out. And *that's* why we're called Need to Knew New. http://www.obvion.com/discplay/ or something http://www.cddb.com - and if you don't know what CDDB is, it's time you did Dull public service announcements a-go-go: geek wonks may like to check out our copy of the LAW SOCIETY's reaction to the (awful) DTI Proposals on Crypto Key Escrow. Executive summary for lazy busy folk: they don't like it, they don't want it, and (subtext) they smell a big fat MI5 rat. http://www.spesh.com/crypto/lawsoc.html Got NETSCAPE 4? Bored mindless with what to do with it? Why not quickly peruse the freebie dynamic font add-ons of HexMac? Then, for an encore, why not begin worrying about how really slow BitStream is, and how maybe fonts weren't what your design lacked after all... http://www.hexmac.com/ - although we're getting pretty tired of courier ourselves >> MEMEPOOL << Meme meme meme... all we think about Nissan Cars launch mobile phone division... vibrating joysticks... US military say selling off of RF spectrum means they don't have enough for war... Makers of Spam intend to sue Sanford "Spamford" Wallace... Microsoft Expedia will tie up with AT Mayes in the UK... Tama*goth*i... No information without representation, reckon webster.aip.org/physnews/preview/qinfo/... Panasonic's latest Japan mobiles - 8 hours *talktime*, 32Kbps... Carmageddon developed on the peace-lovin' Mac... Romana Machado stops charging; Jennicam starts... "Dream: Le Magazine de la Micro Alternative"... Grant "Animal Man" Morrison writing screenplay for LAWNMOWER MAN 3... Tasty Buzz Taffy... >> MO' MEDIA << caution! diversions ahead TV >> ITV may have ventured Into The Unknown, but the BBC goes one better with A WEEKEND ON MARS (from 6.10pm, Fri, BBC2), with live news of the NASA Pathfinder landing hosted by Clive Anderson, who'll presumably be making lots of topical Mars-related gags and constantly referring to his baldness... probable highlights include sci-fi round-up FEAR OF A RED PLANET (9.15pm, Sat, BBC2), technicolor classics THE WAR OF THE WORLDS (12noon, Sat, BBC2) and INVADERS FROM MARS (12.35am, Sat, BBC2), Mars-astronaut selection docu MARS: DEATH OR GLORY? (8.30pm, Sat, BBC2), plus exobiology speculation in THE NATURAL HISTORY OF AN ALIEN (8.55pm, Sun, BBC2)... of course, it could all be faked, as they then tacitly admit by showing conspiracy thriller CAPRICORN ONE (11.20pm, Sun, BBC2)... elsewhere, there's further outer-space fun with that cheery sextet of surrogate FRIENDS (9pm, Fri, C4), back with the start of their third series and already looking like an improvement on the patchy second one, as Ross confides his secret fantasy involving Princess Leia... SECRET HISTORY (9pm, Mon, C4) gets a bit more technical in its behind the scenes gossip about breaking the sound barrier in the 1940s... and Whole-Earther Stewart Brand gets all anthropomorphic about bricks and mortar (to the accompaniment of, you've guessed it, Brian Eno) as he explores HOW BUILDINGS LEARN (7.30pm, Thu, BBC2)... MOVIES >> One-man action spectacular Jackie Chan commemorates the return of Hong Kong to mainland China the only way he knows how - with a series of loosely connected, farcically complicated and, (in one case) genuinely ankle- busting stunt spectaculars in the limited release of RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (thank you, The Onion - www.theonion.com/onion3120/index3120.html )... PREACHING TO THE PERVERTED (no-one you've heard of) is a Brit-made S&M smut comedy, which takes its title from an old Pop Will Eat Itself song - this is not a recommendation... while ONE FINE DAY (Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney) brings you formulaic screwball romance enlivened by snappy mobile- phone swapping - and, intriguingly, continues the tradition of adapting song titles into films: the above-mentioned Preaching To The Perverted, Pretty Woman, The Gambler, David Cronenberg's Dead Ringers (For Love)... MARS! MARS! MARS! >> Whooooooosh... blat.......boiiiiing. Yup, it's time for another landing on Mars. Twenty years ago, Viking went to Mars the old-fashioned way, parking in a nice sedate orbit and sending in a cute little lander. Mars Pathfinder is bombing in, blazing a trail across the darkened Martian sky and coming down on a parachute -- until, that is, it inflates a load of giant beach balls and bounces to a stop across the rubbly Martian plain. We'll know at about 6.30BST on Friday evening whether it's survived touchdown, and the first pictures will be beamed back to Ops Control (as they now seem to call it) at JPL by about 11pm... Pathfinder has a dinky little six-wheel rover aboard called Sojourner (crazy name, crazy 'bot) which will wander around the neighbourhood zapping rocks with a laser and using a spectrometer to sniff the debris. Lander and rover are expected to last about a month on the Martian surface, barring horrendous sandstorms or removal to the trophy halls of Barsoom. Expect some GREAT stereo QTVRs within days. What Clive won't tell you: Sojourner's running on a 2Mhz 80C85 (like in the Tandy Model 100) with 576KB of RAM, 176KB nonvolatile RAM, and 16KB ROM. And apparently the original proposal was for a big Mars buggy: after a baad funding meeting, the dejected lads at JPL came back, stared at their 1/8th scale model - and said "Hold on...." - mattb@spesh.com http://www.audionet.com/events/nasa/mars/ live broadcasts http://mpfwww.jpl.nasa.gov/webcams/marsroom.html- 'Ops' Cam http://mpfwww.arc.nasa.gov/rover/faqs_sojourner.html - FAQ with the really *tough* FAQs - (like, what happens if it lands next to a huge rock?) http://www.moron.com/~techno/model_100.html >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know Now is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent. 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