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NTK 2007 NTK 2006 NTK 2005 NTK 2004 NTK 2003 NTK 2002 NTK 2001 NTK 2000 NTK 1999 NTK 1998 29/12/97 #27 Review of '97, big TV, readers' efforts, Happy New Year! 19/12/97 #26 Microsoft smacks back, OpenGL losses, Paarty! 12/12/97 #25 Yahoo hacked, OpenGL victories, DOJ smack Microsoft 05/12/97 #24 Cybersquatting blues, MSN puzzles, and the return of the FiReD 28/11/97 #23 Bactel spurned, hackers liberated and the erotic olympics 21/11/97 #22 Gates as Caligula, ISO Java and .NOT 14/11/97 #21 FOOF bug, Easynet goofed, good food 07/11/97 #20 E-on bust, Kashpureff nicked, Apple silly. 31/10/97 #19 StrongARM tactics, laser ban, Sci-Fi Con 2.0 24/10/97 #18 Microsoft naughtiness, Quake II, Mark Leyner 17/10/97 #17 Cassini, Survival Research Labs, SlashCon 10/10/97 #16 Sun vs Gates, Pickering and the ZX Psion 03/10/97 #15 Worldcom, IE4.0, and Negativland 26/09/97 #14 Crypto weirdness, Easynet moneymaking and Win95 cracking. 19/09/97 Holiday Special #5 MiniNTK - by the seaside. 12/09/97 Holiday Special #4 MiniNTK - the nation mourns. 05/09/97 Holiday Special #3 MiniNTK - to "Di" for. 29/08/97 Holiday Special #2 MiniNTK - "the one with all the urls". 22/08/97 Holiday Special #1 MiniNTK - live from Mir. 15/08/97 #13 HIP fallout, surveillance and kites. 08/08/97 #12 Jobs & Gates, game.com and HIP '97. 01/08/97 #11 Boys for the Jobs, Clan Negroponte and Sci-Fi Archaeologists. 25/07/97 #10 LINX update, Virus wars, ECAL '97. 18/07/97 #9 Internic spazzes, fibre slashes, and the dreaded Ecstacy 11/07/97 #8 Amelio goes, NHS hate TTP, and Hard *ptuii* Wired. 04/07/97 #7 Windows 98, Mars, and no "Independence Day" references. 27/06/97 #6 CDA, Cousteau, Access All Areas the third. 20/06/97 #5 Psion, Iridium, and Lee Harvey Oswald. 13/06/97 #4 Comcast, Viewdata Revival Movement, Osmose. 06/06/97 #3 Microsoft in Cambridge, Arthur C. Clarke Award, Earplugs 30/05/97 #2 Sega/Bandai, Robert Anton Wilson, Perl Conference 23/05/97 #1 Crypto, Ken Campbell, the Beeb. Michelle. 16/05/97 Final Beta - Rhapsody, MIDI Karaoke, Jimmy Hill. 09/05/97 Second Beta - BIB, The Hugos, Geek Golf. 02/05/97 First Beta - Brandname tattooing, bad Deep Blue predictions. 21/03/97 Appalling first efforts. |
_ _ _____ _ __ 27/06/97 NEED TO KNOW NOW | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ _____ __ o Gulping up big flagons of | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o pure data, then elegantly | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ V V / o hawking a pearl of UK |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\ |_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o sloosh right into your mail "People will always raise this Prince of Darkness thing." - Hermann Hauser on Microsoft's move to Cambridge, NEWSWEEK it's not the *raising* we're worried about >> HARD NEWS << soft targets White boy riots swept the US following the SUPREME COURT's repeal of the Communications Decency Act. For the rest of the world, the (surely impractical) threat that non-US residents would be fined up to $100,000 for smut-peddling to Yanks has finally been lifted. Phew. Elsewhere, China threw up more controls on IP access, Indonesia stated its intention to censor Net access, Notts County Council continued to pursue the JET report and life goes on, constitutional or not. http://www.eff.org - God forbid that the American voice should not be heard MICROSOFT announced J/Direct, a method that lets Java programs use native Windows 95 code. Lazy programmers can now write Java that looks cool, runs fast, but only executes on PCs running Windows. In other words, Microsoft wins. Sadly, many will be tempted - even hardened Java hacks are having problems coping with Java's current treacly speed and lousy interface. But help *is* on its way with a new, optimised Java interpreter that runs up to forty times faster than current efforts. Will it arrive in time to save Java? Probably not - it's Microsoft's new Java interpreter - with built-in J/Direct! Doh! That Bill Gates! http://www.microsoft.com - Who hath raised the Dark One twice unto this place? British Digital Broadcasting obeyed the regulators and dumped BSkyB from its ranks; their vital digital terrestrial broadcasting license was granted as a result. BDB now consists of mainly Carlton and Granada, although BSkyB and the BBC will provide much of the content. It's been a bad month for Murdoch: his head honcho at BSkyB, Sam Chisholm quit (reputedly over clashes with Rupertkinder Elisabeth Murdoch) and various headaches in the US sent his international rep plummeting. Revenge might still be sweet: his satellites start broadcasting a range of digital services next year, wayyy before BDB. And he's still pals with Mr. Blair... http://www.sky.co.uk - Great. Now we've invoked all three of them Sad and glad tidings for lovers of ancient geek heroes. JACQUES COUSTEAU, master of sea and scuba, inspiration to John Denver, Jean-Luc Picard and science weenies worldwide, passed away this week aged 87. Slim recompense can be gained from the news that elder technoluster PETER SNOW is leaving Newsnight to join Tomorrow's World. He will be assisted by PHILLIPA FORRESTER, the Internet's darling. We think Jacques would have been approved. http://acin.edi.fr/cousteau/csteqius.htm - the things that you've shown us, http://www.bbc.co.uk/tw/newpres.html - the stories you tell. NETSCAPE and ... who are those other guys? both won the right to export 128-bit 'strong' encryption from the US this week. Usage, however, is strictly curtailed: the facility won't be available for e-mail, and strong encryption will only be possible when working from licensed servers. Meanwhile, no-one seems to have noticed that British company UK WEB have been selling patches to give 128-bit security since last year. Now how did that happen? http://stronghold.ukweb.com Supreme court *that* >> ANTI-NEWS << news we knew you knew 65% of polled "experience rude language" in chat rooms, survey finds... "Virtual Private Line enhances customers service for Honey Baked Chicken" - Compuserve press release... Digital shelve Altavista IPO ... 72% of users have visited porn site, survey finds... Good news for twins: Vatican reveals clones will *not* have same soul as original... 50% of executives overwhelmed by e-mail, survey finds... Mir in dangerous accident; Queen in live net broadcast... McDonalds won... BT schools plan "favours BT" - politicians surprised, appalled... 33% of Internet users quit after 6 months, survey finds... Four words: "Star Wars Monopoly Game" >> CULTURE << the philistine mindset Which kind are you? Alan Hood, research scientist at Britain's Defense Evaluation and Research Agency says that the hacking community is fracturing into separate social groups. Among the breeds documented by DERA are 'elites', 'darksiders', 'information brokers' and 'meta-hackers'. "Meta-hackers are one of the most sinister things I have run into," Hood says, "They scare the hell out of me." So this isn't Emacs these people are hacking? No - "Meta- hackers monitor other hackers without being noticed, and then exploit the vulnerabilities identified by the hackers they are monitoring." Oooh. Like DERA, maybe? http://www.dra.hmg.gb/ Always scary to find a .gb domain Talking of hackers, do *not* forget that Saturday 5/7/97 marks ACCESS ALL AREAS III and the official beginning of the '97 hacking con season. Among the AAA^3 speakers will be the dryly entertaining Ross Anderson (cryptomaster extraordinaire), unstoppable sex-panther Cherie Matrix and that evil journalist Michael McCormack. Inevitably, media whores the NTK editors will also make an appearance: we're speaking on "Tearing the Shrinkwrap: Your Absolute Moral Right To Rip Stuff Off". Come along! It'll be fun! http://www.access.org.uk hey! Who let the meta-hackers in? The iBS INTERNET BOOKSHOP has confirmed many prejudices with its current top 20 bestseller list for the period May to June 1997. Straight in at number 1 is Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (people figuring that it might work better as a book than as a TV show?), with Iain Banks (Excession), JM Straczynski (Babylon 5), Scott Adams (The Dilbert Principle), and - you've guessed it - Terry Pratchett (3 separate entries) filling out the top 10. Bab 5 reappears at number 17 in comprehensive A-Z form, there's a couple of Pride And Prejudice spin-offs for those more sensitive souls, and the only non-fiction titles are Creating Killer Websites by David Siegel and Larry Wall's Programming Perl. http://www.bookshop.co.uk - I don't get it. Where's the TekWar? >> TRACKING << we do not want what we've already got You haven't been there in years, and you delete those HotFlashes as soon as they arrive, so you might not know that HOTWIRED is to get a redesign on July 1st. It certainly needs one: top story last week from the flagship of the digital revolution was "How to use e-mail with your browser". Hardly "Aux armes, citoyens" is it? http://www.hotwired.com whinge, whinge, whinge Fancy helping out with a good cause? How about a good, massively parallel cause that involves home computers, the Internet, and the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence? Where do you sign? At... http://www.bigscience.com hallelujah Looks like the game you dreamt of while reading Microserf's will soon become a reality. ADVENTURE ON LEGO ISLAND is slated for release this Autumn: aimed at kids, it's also said to have "adult appeal". I'll say. Build your own lego world, and fight an enemy - made of lego! Published by Mindscape, multiple platforms, RRP UKP22.95, coded, we think, by Above The Garage Productions. http://www.atgp.com/ And is this Clarke-Willson guy Michael or Bug Barbecue? >> MEMEPOOL << ideas turbulence yard IBM VoiceType in the sales top ten for three weeks - good word of mouth or appalling games sales? ... X-Files film to star killer bees... "Someone just walked over my homepage"... Squid caching... new look for summer - highly visible nipples (and that's just the *boys*) ... <GEEK> NYTT TEGNESERIEBLAD! JEPP, JEPP! ... Plot Coupons... Murdoch takes over Sky, Turner takes over Time Warner... Fifth Element and the Euro-SciFi renaissance... Kevin Bacon to lead in "Life of Erdos"... icq - covert israeli password snaffler?... www.ditherati.com ... black boxes for cars... next food scare: chlorinated chicken... Calling Bill Gates... >> MO' MEDIA << full motion video by e-mail TV >> And who are those cheeky geeky guys popping up on CYBER CAFE (2.45am, Fri pm/Sat am, LWT; regions may vary) - could it be the editors of NTK now?... and are we the only people who thought RAIN MAN (10pm, Sat, BBC1) was about the hassles of having to look after an annoying yuppie younger brother?... The "Into The Unknown" season concludes by delving into the human psyche, with behind-the-scenes docu MILLENNIUM: FACT OR FICTION (11.05pm, Sat, ITV), 'Nam psycho-thriller JACOB'S LADDER (11.55pm, Sat, ITV), and Chris Carter going way darker than the X Files in the 'real thing', MILLENNIUM (10pm, Sun, ITV)... sticking with sf, this current series of THE OUTER LIMITS (9.35pm, Sat, BBC2) is pretty dumb - but better than you'd think, at least compared to incoherent sixties nonsense like BARBARELLA (11.35pm, Mon, BBC1)... sending celebrity lookalikes - including Fergie, Madonna, and Nelson Mandela - into singles bars is the intriguing premise of all-week 10-min slot SINGLES (7.50pm, Mon-Fri, C4)... that one with the cows and the veggie cult heralds (at last) a decently understated episode of THE X FILES (10.20pm, Tue, BBC1), followed by the suspiciously similarly themed movie DEEP RED, starring Michael "Terminator" Biehn... and, finally, when they call THIS LIFE (9pm, Thu, BBC2) a "twenty-something" drama, are they referring to the age of the cast or how many sodding episodes it seems to have been dragging on for? MOVIES >> No-one's dared put out anything decent in the same week as Joel Schumacher's BATMAN AND ROBIN (Clooney, Arnie, Thurman, blah blah blah) - and that, tragically, seems to include BATMAN AND ROBIN. If you haven't yet enjoyed the test-screening responses for this $200-million- plus stinker, they include such gems as "deplorable", "the dialogue was *all* one-liners!", "I would not wish it upon my enemies", and, most succinctly, "DEATH TO SCHUMACHER!". The full review (from the same reassuringly deranged source) reports that punters are now *booing* the director's name as soon as it appears on-screen... http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/cool61.html prelude http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/reviews.html to doom BIO >> Remember reports that LEPTIN is secreted by mice when they've had enough to eat? And how everyone scurried off to prove that fat people suffer from low levels of Leptin? Well, no: turned out we all have the same levels of Leptin after all - people are just greedy bastards. Now, just as the Leptin funds were vanishing, UK scientists have found two obese children with Leptin gene defects. It's so nice we now have a human model of a mouse disease... For those of us with plenty of sit-down-and-stay: the AMERICAN COLLEGE OF SPORTS MEDICINE says that vigorous exercise does nothing to improve your health. Moderate occasional exercise, however, is of value. This may involve walking, playing with children (your own, presumably), breathing and moving your bowels. Just do it... A hominid specimen has been found in Spain which may be the ancestor of HOMOS NEANDERTHAL and SAPIENS. Scientists say it has features of both Neanderthal man and Homo Sapiens. Well, so do many people I know... CHARLES MURRAY, co-author of the Bell Curve, claims in a new study on siblings that IQ correlates with higher income, more education, fewer offspring and less illegitimacy. Well, I have plenty of degrees and no children - so why aren't I earning more? Maybe it's Leptin- induced illegitimacy... - doctor@spesh.com >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know Now is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent. It is registered at the Post Office as "consumerist trash". Archives now at http://www.spesh.com/cgi-bin/now NEED TO KNOW THEY STOLE OUR REVOLUTION. NOW WE'RE STEALING IT BACK. http://www.spesh.com/ntk Unsubscribe? Mail now-l@spesh.com with 'unsubscribe' in the body. Subscribe? Mail now-l@spesh.com with 'subscribe' in the body. NTK now is helped by VIRGIN MEDIA, VENUS INTERNET and FLIRBLE.ORG. They worry about us, but we don't worry about them. (K) 1997 Special Projects. Copy at will, but retain this SMALL PRINT. Tips, news and gossip to tips@spesh.com |