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NTK 2007 NTK 2006 NTK 2005 NTK 2004 NTK 2003 NTK 2002 NTK 2001 NTK 2000 NTK 1999 NTK 1998 29/12/97 #27 Review of '97, big TV, readers' efforts, Happy New Year! 19/12/97 #26 Microsoft smacks back, OpenGL losses, Paarty! 12/12/97 #25 Yahoo hacked, OpenGL victories, DOJ smack Microsoft 05/12/97 #24 Cybersquatting blues, MSN puzzles, and the return of the FiReD 28/11/97 #23 Bactel spurned, hackers liberated and the erotic olympics 21/11/97 #22 Gates as Caligula, ISO Java and .NOT 14/11/97 #21 FOOF bug, Easynet goofed, good food 07/11/97 #20 E-on bust, Kashpureff nicked, Apple silly. 31/10/97 #19 StrongARM tactics, laser ban, Sci-Fi Con 2.0 24/10/97 #18 Microsoft naughtiness, Quake II, Mark Leyner 17/10/97 #17 Cassini, Survival Research Labs, SlashCon 10/10/97 #16 Sun vs Gates, Pickering and the ZX Psion 03/10/97 #15 Worldcom, IE4.0, and Negativland 26/09/97 #14 Crypto weirdness, Easynet moneymaking and Win95 cracking. 19/09/97 Holiday Special #5 MiniNTK - by the seaside. 12/09/97 Holiday Special #4 MiniNTK - the nation mourns. 05/09/97 Holiday Special #3 MiniNTK - to "Di" for. 29/08/97 Holiday Special #2 MiniNTK - "the one with all the urls". 22/08/97 Holiday Special #1 MiniNTK - live from Mir. 15/08/97 #13 HIP fallout, surveillance and kites. 08/08/97 #12 Jobs & Gates, game.com and HIP '97. 01/08/97 #11 Boys for the Jobs, Clan Negroponte and Sci-Fi Archaeologists. 25/07/97 #10 LINX update, Virus wars, ECAL '97. 18/07/97 #9 Internic spazzes, fibre slashes, and the dreaded Ecstacy 11/07/97 #8 Amelio goes, NHS hate TTP, and Hard *ptuii* Wired. 04/07/97 #7 Windows 98, Mars, and no "Independence Day" references. 27/06/97 #6 CDA, Cousteau, Access All Areas the third. 20/06/97 #5 Psion, Iridium, and Lee Harvey Oswald. 13/06/97 #4 Comcast, Viewdata Revival Movement, Osmose. 06/06/97 #3 Microsoft in Cambridge, Arthur C. Clarke Award, Earplugs 30/05/97 #2 Sega/Bandai, Robert Anton Wilson, Perl Conference 23/05/97 #1 Crypto, Ken Campbell, the Beeb. Michelle. 16/05/97 Final Beta - Rhapsody, MIDI Karaoke, Jimmy Hill. 09/05/97 Second Beta - BIB, The Hugos, Geek Golf. 02/05/97 First Beta - Brandname tattooing, bad Deep Blue predictions. 21/03/97 Appalling first efforts. |
_ _ _____ _ __ 13/06/97 NEED TO KNOW NOW | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ _____ __ o news, views, and unsigned | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o confessions on UK NET | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ V V / o GAMES CULTURE TV FILM TECH |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\ |_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o SCIENCE and ERR.. and... UM "Cronenberg's new $40 million film EXISTENZ depicts a society where interactive game designers are society's powerbrokers." - FILM THREAT WEEKLY and you thought 'Crash' was sick >> HARD NEWS << hard on the *causes* of news MICROSOFT dipped into its $9 billion reserve of mad money to invest a billion in COMCAST, a US cable provider. Commentators say it's a long term move, designed to boost the rollout of high bandwidth connections within the cash- strapped cable market. Or maybe it's like The Cable Guy, and Bill's trying to buy pals with cheap connections. http://www.comcast.com - There's no such thing as free cable! TOTALNEWS cocked a snook at all those Big News Media Guys who sued it last month [NTK now 6/6/97], by (a) promising never ever knowingly to frame their content again, and then (b) allowing their *users* to frame the content using a special 'customise your news' option on the Totalnews Web page. Ahhah, do you see the difference, Mr Big News Media Solicitor? Ahhaaahhh. http://www.totalnews.com - Plucky to a stupid extent Danish company CABOCOMM soured NETSCAPE's launch of its new browser by announcing a major security bug in all versions of Navigator. So far so normal. Except that Cabocomm's refusing to tell Netscape what the bug is. Netscape says Cabocomm clammed up after demanding - and failing to get - a "large unspecified amount" from Netscape on Monday. Thus spurned, who did the Danes turn to for assistance? CNN News. Nasty. http://www.cabocomm.com WE H0VE Y00R BR0WSER - LEAVE MILLI0N KRONE AT FTP4.NETSCAPE.COM The Internet is being taken over by evil GNOMES FROM ZURICH aided by four Californian CS professors. That's the shock revelation from the ASSOCIATION OF INTERACTIVE MEDIA, a group of industry leaders who are protesting the recent 'near-criminal usurpation of power' over Internet domain allocation by a bunch of weedy engineers who wouldn't know a vast multi-billion dollar industry if they started it themselves. Er, which some of them did. Watch millionaire execs fume at their own impotence: http://www.interactivehq.org/oic/ let's keep this Net democratic *and* American! http://www.itu.int/net-itu/gtld-mou/declare.htm the evil empire in all their bureacratic splendour Meanwhile it's chaos as usual in everyday domain name world. Take LINEONE.COM: COMPUTING reports that the guy who owns that domain, Sean McGregor, gets 20 mails a day from people trying to reach LINEONE.NET, BT and Murdoch's online service. But despite the hassle and embarrassment, LineOne still refuses his asking price to transfer the domain to them. Sean thinks they may change their minds - now he's getting mis-mailed docs from BT chief Sir Peter Bromfield. Forwarded from? A certain 'Rupert' account. http://www.lineone.com - Memo to Sean: Call CNN. >> ANTI-NEWS << news we knew you knew NetGuide magazine to close... Digital Diaspora featured 'Stereophonic Retina', 'Gaiatronyx' and MC Beans... Internet Dealer magazine to close... DVD "already obsolete"... "Hard, Soft and Wet" (Melanie McGrath) is - wait for it - another travelogue book about the Net... Internet Age magazine "on holiday"... IBM's Net Shopping Mall to close... QuickTime 3.0 delayed... Gene analysis proves men socially inept... High street retailer Comet offer checks to see if PC hardware is "millennium ready"... Michael Jackson now wearing "pants on head": Muslims horrified... >> CULTURE << putting the style into 'lifestyle' - then removing the life Probably too late now to book your flight to next week's US games biz showcase E3 (19/6/97-21/6/97) in Atlanta, Georgia. Expect the usual news about end-of-year releases that'll slip to mid-1998 (best so far: videogame version of seventies future-sport movie ROLLERBALL); an ongoing "no comment" from Sega about their Saturn follow-up hardware (codenamed Black Belt); plus the usual swathe of tedious announcements about (a) online gaming really taking off, and (b) 3D graphics cards that make PCs nearly as good as consoles that cost about a tenth of the price. http://www.mha.com/e3/ - dull corporate info http://www.e3.net/ - GamePen mag shows how it should be done Things you never heard on Stars In Their Eyes: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be... LAURIE ANDERSON!" The hyperventilating "Oh Superman" songstress/performance artist continues to host her MELTDOWN festival at London's South Bank Centre until 6/7/97. Among the model planes, synthetic snow, and animatronic parrots are human delegates Spalding "Swimming To Cambodia" Gray, Lou Reed, Ivor Cutler, DJ Scanner, and Laurie herself, with an interactive installation (Dancing In The Moonlight With Her Wigwam Hair), plus her new solo show, The Speed Of Darkness, an "informal evening... which probes... the role of coffee, cybersex and therapies for people who have used too much technology." We ain't making this up, you know. http://www.meltdown.co.uk/ layout so avant-garde it's impossible to tell when it's finished downloading http://www.sbc.org.uk/meltdown.htm get more sense out of this one SERIOUS GAMES is an installation of interactive artworks at the BARBICAN ART GALLERY, based on principle that Games are the New Art, although they usually clock a little faster than this bunch. Highlight of the exhibition has to be OSMOSE, described by our more embittered colleagues as "the only decent VR experience". Show begins on 19/6/97 until 17/8/97; OSMOSE participants should book their 20 minute session in advance. And be quick, 'cos they're selling out. http://www.ace.co.uk/seriousgames/ yeah, because no-one's *serious* about Quake, are they? >> TRACKING << where other bots fear to tread For those who sneakily updated to MICROSOFT WORD 97 and then discovered that it completely messes up your friends' WORD 95 files - Microsoft have the fix - sorry - "update". http://www.microsoft.com/OfficeFreeStuff/Word/ Fans of the great ROBERT X. CRINGELY's "Triumph of the Nerds" TV series will be overjoyed to discover there's a weekly site devoted to the tanned geek gossip. Anyone who can make a critique of object-oriented programming read like Private Eye should be worshipped. http://www.pbs.org/cringely/home.html home of "I, CRINGELY" Yeah, yeah, it's an e-mail to fax gateway. Big whoop. But it works, it's based in the UK, it lets you send images, and we don't *think* it's going to die overnight. http://www.faxware.uk.tobit.com Do you harken back to the good old days of 1200/75 baud modems, teletext-style graphics and obscure bulletin boards that were always engaged? Then perhaps you too could join the VIEWDATA REVIVAL MOVEMENT. Genuine mid-eighties BBSs restored to their former glory using custom terminal software and covertly networked Acorn machines. Bizarre, but... something feels so *right* about this. http://www.heaven.affection.net/ the future's bright, the future's cyan >> MEMEPOOL << propagation, that's what you need Bands design own fonts... the great MPEG3 clampdown... Star Wars beat'em-ups... caffeine addiction as legal defence... www.sundaybusiness.com... Reboot! New series! ... using motherboard fans to ventilate protest tunnels... PalmPilot as euphemism for 'wanker'... SimTunes!... Reboot! Video games!... "ed agencies"... So where's the UK 56K modem code, USR?... telecommuting - the downsizing your employees volunteer for... Orbitz!... "tell *that* to the moderated newsgroups"... And who's that presenting ITV's Sunday lunchtime youth issues show Straight Up? Could it be top UK hacker SIMON GARDNER??? >> MO' MEDIA << tv, movies and other valuable learning experiences TV >> So-called psychics submit to so-called scientific testing as PREDICTIONS (8.15pm, ITV, Sat) compares their prophecies with what really happened over the last 6 months... Sunday's remarkably dull "machines go mad" double bill has Yul Brynner gunslinging through WESTWORLD (10.15pm, BBC2) and Julie Christie being attacked by a giant Rubik's snake that's attempting to hatch THE DEMON SEED (11.45pm, BBC2)... with the start of the fourth series, surely it's time someone based a Quake patch round the remarkably mobile camerawork of NYPD BLUE (10pm, Mon, C4)... Barry Norman fawns over new Batman (oh, you've heard) George Clooney in a special FILM 97 (11.05pm, Tue, BBC1), before he (George, not Barry) has to go off and save the drowning kid in a pipe in a viewers'-favourite repeat of ER (10pm, Wed, C4)... real doctors reassure concerned locals that a cluster of leukaemia cases are "statistically unremarkable" in ANXIETY ATTACK (7.30pm, Wed, BBC2)... and: is WAVELENGTH (4.40pm, Wed, ITV) just kids' classic Press Gang, only set in a radio station and with not very good actors? You decide... MOVIES >> NATIONAL CINEMA DAY (Sun June 15) means it's only a quid to get in to most places - which makes it an extra shame that there's nothing new out that's much good... look out for special previews of upcoming summer hits especially Howard Stern's hilarious PRIVATE PARTS) - otherwise, the best of a bad bunch is THE SHADOW CONSPIRACY (Charlie Sheen, Linda Hamilton, Donald Sutherland), a frankly absurd tale of White House corruption and remarkably powerful spy satellites... TRIGGER HAPPY (Jeff Goldblum, Diane Lane, Kyle MacLachlan,) is a zanily lame gangster parody, but surely the presence of Burt Reynolds clued you in to that... while, tragically, the funniest thing about feminist-impersonation comedy THE ASSOCIATE (Whoopi Goldberg, Dianne Wiest) appears to be the poster, whose byline ("This is Terrific Entertainment... Smart, Edgy & Refreshingly Funny") has its source (WBCS-TV, no less) printed in such small writing that you assume it's the distributor's description of their *own movie*... SCIENCE >> As T. Rex snack on San Diego on the big screen, American palaeontologists detect traces of blood on dinosaur bones... Swedish geneticists reckon that old people depend as much on their genes for their smarts as younger ones, so maybe you don't live and learn after all... Earth has another moon: an asteroid locked into a bizarre horseshoe orbit... meanwhile, out in the cold beyond Neptune lurks a strange object 500km across: abandoned star destroyer in a parking orbit or big chunk of ice? we know which we'd prefer... shock news: "it is not likely to be useful or practicable to explain many biological processes in terms of particle physics," according to Nature. Damn. - mattb@spesh.com >> ERRATA << As well as running the official Oasis Web site, the "Ignition" organisation attempting to clamp down on unoffical Oasis sites [NTK now 16/05/97] are actually also Oasis' management company. And now we reckon they're doing it to improve sales of the OASIS INTERACTIVE SONGBOOK CD- ROM, published here by Europress at the end of June... Previously we reported that Wired 5.06 was worth purchasing and "apparently quite good" [NTK now 23/05/97]. Further investigation has proved otherwise; W5.06 is "rubbish", with the Apple article in particular taking the piss. NTK regrets the error. >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know Now is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent. It is registered at the Post Office as "unnecessary". http://www.spesh.com/ntk Unsubscribe? 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