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NTK 2007 NTK 2006 NTK 2005 NTK 2004 NTK 2003 NTK 2002 NTK 2001 NTK 2000 NTK 1999 NTK 1998 29/12/97 #27 Review of '97, big TV, readers' efforts, Happy New Year! 19/12/97 #26 Microsoft smacks back, OpenGL losses, Paarty! 12/12/97 #25 Yahoo hacked, OpenGL victories, DOJ smack Microsoft 05/12/97 #24 Cybersquatting blues, MSN puzzles, and the return of the FiReD 28/11/97 #23 Bactel spurned, hackers liberated and the erotic olympics 21/11/97 #22 Gates as Caligula, ISO Java and .NOT 14/11/97 #21 FOOF bug, Easynet goofed, good food 07/11/97 #20 E-on bust, Kashpureff nicked, Apple silly. 31/10/97 #19 StrongARM tactics, laser ban, Sci-Fi Con 2.0 24/10/97 #18 Microsoft naughtiness, Quake II, Mark Leyner 17/10/97 #17 Cassini, Survival Research Labs, SlashCon 10/10/97 #16 Sun vs Gates, Pickering and the ZX Psion 03/10/97 #15 Worldcom, IE4.0, and Negativland 26/09/97 #14 Crypto weirdness, Easynet moneymaking and Win95 cracking. 19/09/97 Holiday Special #5 MiniNTK - by the seaside. 12/09/97 Holiday Special #4 MiniNTK - the nation mourns. 05/09/97 Holiday Special #3 MiniNTK - to "Di" for. 29/08/97 Holiday Special #2 MiniNTK - "the one with all the urls". 22/08/97 Holiday Special #1 MiniNTK - live from Mir. 15/08/97 #13 HIP fallout, surveillance and kites. 08/08/97 #12 Jobs & Gates, game.com and HIP '97. 01/08/97 #11 Boys for the Jobs, Clan Negroponte and Sci-Fi Archaeologists. 25/07/97 #10 LINX update, Virus wars, ECAL '97. 18/07/97 #9 Internic spazzes, fibre slashes, and the dreaded Ecstacy 11/07/97 #8 Amelio goes, NHS hate TTP, and Hard *ptuii* Wired. 04/07/97 #7 Windows 98, Mars, and no "Independence Day" references. 27/06/97 #6 CDA, Cousteau, Access All Areas the third. 20/06/97 #5 Psion, Iridium, and Lee Harvey Oswald. 13/06/97 #4 Comcast, Viewdata Revival Movement, Osmose. 06/06/97 #3 Microsoft in Cambridge, Arthur C. Clarke Award, Earplugs 30/05/97 #2 Sega/Bandai, Robert Anton Wilson, Perl Conference 23/05/97 #1 Crypto, Ken Campbell, the Beeb. Michelle. 16/05/97 Final Beta - Rhapsody, MIDI Karaoke, Jimmy Hill. 09/05/97 Second Beta - BIB, The Hugos, Geek Golf. 02/05/97 First Beta - Brandname tattooing, bad Deep Blue predictions. 21/03/97 Appalling first efforts. |
_ _ _____ _ __ 11/07/97 NEED TO KNOW NOW | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ _____ __ o Apple resignations! | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o Microsoft shenanigans! | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ V V / o Shatner marriages: |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\ |_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o The same old news. "Hey, Teens : Don't Hack Web Sites, Enter This Contest!" - www.microsoft.com front page headline not quite the MS server security patch we were expecting >> HARD NEWS << easy conclusions There it goes again: two weeks before installing MacOS 8, and APPLE reboots once more. The board still insist it's an incompatibility issue - the extensions removed from the control panel this time are CEO GIL AMELIO and Tech Vice President ELLEN HANCOCK. Results for third quarter should show next Wednesday: in the meantime, A.C. Markkula and the usual suspects will be scoping remote galaxies for CEOs who *still* don't know what they're letting themselves in for. http://www5.zdnet.com/zdnn/special/spec9.html - Jobs certainly sold up at just the right time, didn't he? That hot property for Christmas '96, HERMANN HAUSER'S much- delayed NETSTATION Web TV, is to premiere next week. The device includes an Acorn design, an ARM processor, and content from www.esi.co.uk and Entertainment OnLine. It will be priced at just under 300UKP with a subscription of 14.95UKP a month, plugs straight into the TV and is firmly aimed at the consumer FOR GOD' SAKE IT'S NOT GOING TO SELL. IT WILL NOT SELL. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? IT'LL BE THE NEXT SINCLAIR C5, WE'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF EUROPE, YOU'RE ALL DOOM- sorry, panicked for a moment there. http://www.netstation.co.uk/ best of British, chaps! After losing its battle with AMSTRAD PLC in the High Courts, SEAGATE has learnt that it must pay over 85 million pounds compensation after being found liable for that 1990 Amstrad PC product recall (remember?). Sold-up CEO Alan Sugar, aware of a good revenue stream when he sees it, has threatened to take the case to the US courts. Seagate must love that kind of talk, especially following low earning predictions, an unexpected tax bill of $55 million, and $25 million down the drain thanks to the devaluation of the Thai Baht. Moral: if you can't beat US competition, try and take it down with you. http://www.seagate.com/ don't bother: as if they'd cover it http://web.ukonline.co.uk/cliff.lawson/index.htm - now for corporate Websites, *this* is worth seeing Looks like the beginning of the end for the Department of Trade and Industry's Trusted Third Party encryption dreams. NETWORK NEWS reports that the NHS has demanded exemption from legislation which would require a key to encrypted data be placed with a licensed authority. The NHS say that this destroys the confidentiality of the medical data it stores. And if the NHS thinks that, what should the rest of us think about the government requiring access to our files? http://www.leeds.ac.uk/law/pgs/yaman/ukpriva.htm we should *disapprove*. Follow the cypherpunk rhetoric, man Right, we've done crypto. What's the other worthy geek topic? Censorship? Okay - and this time, it's Microsoft doing the "editing". Sites thought to have been stomped by Gates' lawyers recently include the undocumented Windows NT site www.ntinternals.com, which was merrily releasing the security flaws in NT faster than MS could catch them, and a bunch of Geocities ranters. Site owners say that while direct legal action is rare, the standard MS tactics (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) seem to scare Web hosting companies sufficiently. Of course, it would be a crying shame if this kind of behaviour was to lead to even more links to the anti-Microsoft material... http://192.215.107.71/wire/news/jul/0704microsoft.html http://www.winternals.com/ remnants of the NT site http://www.vcnet.com/bms/default.html boycott MS site http://members.tripod.com/~antiMicrosoft/ UK anti-MS >> ANTI-NEWS << news we knew you knew "OS/2 dead as consumer product", says IBM... whois RESISTANCE-IS-FUTILE.COM... Canter disbarred in second US state... nothing happens at Euro government Net conference: participants say they need "more meetings"... MSN re- launching again... harsh German laws to restrict cyber- liberties... Microsoft to introduce Windows to Fords, Daimlers... harsh German laws restrict laptop use in aeroplanes (2 years imprisonment)... Sega Saturn now chasing "younger market"... "only 10% of top companies realise that billing for multiple taxes and currencies will be the key to success for international Internet-enabled commerce" - IT Informer... whois WESHALLPREVAIL.COM... German hackers evade harsh security, drive into Berlin airport (using a Daimler)... ITN claims "100 million users logged into mars sites"... whois BILL-IS-LORD.COM... >> CULTURE << your cult Congratulations to WILLIAM "CAPTAIN KIRK" SHATNER, who is due to marry in the near future (insert your own joke about "Engage" here). His future wife is the daughter of a famous Federation scientist who went missing many years ago - first she was repulsed by Kirk's primitive ways, but soon found herself unable to resist his Terran charms etc etc. Commiserations are also due as we only found this out because Shatner is due to guest-star in Channel 4's new sci-fi quiz game SPACE CADETS (6pm, Tue; repeated 10.20pm, Wed) which also features regulars Greg Proops, Bill Bailey, and (oh god) Craig Charles. http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/spacecadets/ - features Klingon Real Audio. Laughing at or with, Craig? Friends teasing you for being "too geeky"? Then take them along to BEN MOOR's one-man quirky comedy TWELVE (Hen & Chickens Theatre, Highbury Corner; 8pm; until 2/8/97, not Mondays : some tour dates) and give them some real perspective. Gangling genius Moor, a long-time friend of NTK, describes his work as "a conceptual safari, featuring midget pope clones, a Spanish table festival, and nuisance phone calls". Pun-packing entertainment for all ages: and watch the skies for previews of his next particle-physics extravaganza, A SUPERCOLLIDER FOR THE FAMILY at the Edinburgh Fringe. http://www.edfringe.com/f97/grp/grp01855.html#01855003 - "Oddly eloquent". Emphasis on the "odd" Wired Ventures (whom we hate) are foisting their HARD WIRED range of books on an unsuspecting British public this month. Our favourite title is MIND GRENADES, an expensive reprint of all that incomprehensible pre-contents bollocks you mistook for a Smirnoff advert in the original mag. Or perhaps you'll enjoy "Digerati : Encounters with the Cyber Elite": an elite that we note includes both Wired publisher Louis Rossetto ('the Buccaneer') and Wired exec editor Kevin Kelly ('the Saint'). Perhaps we'll just re-read our copy of the original Hardwired, the genuinely excellent 1986 novel by sci-fi author Walter Jon Williams. An author, that Wired Ventures lawyers are currently asserting owns no right to the Hardwired title, and presently has no publisher in this country. Sigh. http://www.hardwired.com take a bow for the digital revolution http://www.thuntek.net/~walter/ and don't get fooled again >> TRACKING << Your Pocket Alpha Proton X-Ray Spectrometer Wired contributor Gareth Branwyn : okay in our book, not least because of his new Web venture WWW.STREETTECH.COM. "It's like talking to your cool friend who knows about new products as opposed to reading a stilted review," they say, and who would want to miss that? A Swiss Army Stim we think you'll like. http://www.streettech.com - that didn't sound too stilted, did it? http://www.jargonwatch.com - he did this for Hard Wired and still he's loved Computer Trade Weekly gives QUAKE II 5/1 odds for the Christmas number one slot, with Tomb Raider 2 leading the pack at 2/1 (it's exactly what you'd expect from a sequel to Tomb Raider, but here's hoping you can't walk through the dead animals this time.) DAIKATANA, the profile title from former id designer John Romero, hangs in there at 33/1, so it's looking like there were a few improvements to be added to the original Quake engine (on which Daikatana is based) after all. http://www.idsoftware.com/quake2/ - 'pparently Romero's a bit of a deathmatch pushover, too High, medium and low techiness: SWING, the new set of foundation classes from JavaSoft hit the streets last week. Features include a nice graphics library and a lot of stuff to tidy up the GUI. I'm told to say 'lightweight components' a lot at this point. Speaking of lightweights - a second preview for VISUAL JAVASCRIPT, Netscape's drag- and-drop programming package for wimps is out there now. And for you HTML weenies, the World Wide Web Consortium released an advance draft of HTML 4.0, which includes such goodies as enhanced forms (nice looking buttons) and a tidying-up of that whole 'frames' nastiness. http://developer.javasoft.com high techiness ftp://ftp.netscape.com/pub/visualjs/pr2/ cheaty visual coders http://www.w3.org and 'designers' >> MEMEPOOL << what's hawking, what's dawkins Band-X... www.rizla.com... what do BT research labs *do* exactly?... all the decent techies leaving GCHQ they say... death of the outdoor rock festival... wake up - do the 'Monster Pan'... is that thrash metal we hear or Demon's routers?... buy Easynet! Buy Easynet!... putting "extreme" in front of inappropriate words ("beauty", "Ghostbusters")... all the decent techies leaving PIPEX they say... www.rebol.com... death of DEFCON... TeleTubbyHouse... Israel govt says US pressured them to pass crypto laws... Mars landing : News sites :: Gulf War : CNN... Return to Silent Running... reports of haddock's death exaggerated... >> MO' MEDIA << evade your real-life responsibilites TV >> You've seen John Hughes' sloppy geekfest WEIRD SCIENCE (9pm, Fri, BBC2) once too many times already, so flip over for more sophisticated surrealism from the fresh series of FRASIER (10pm, Fri, C4), closely followed by David Lynch's insane ERASERHEAD (11.05pm, Fri, C4), which should put you right off sticking tadpoles in your radiator, if you know what I mean... OK, we forgot the late-night repeats of excellent software sitcom DWEEBS (5.05am, Sat pm/Sun am, C4) but you haven't missed many so far... John Wayne's classic TRUE GRIT (9.40pm, Sat, BBC2) surprisingly triumphs over Jean-Claude Van Damme in HARD TARGET (10pm, Sat, BBC1) - John Woo has made some cool action movies, but this ain't one of them... top kids' director plugs his latest dino-tedium in THE RETURN OF STEVEN SPIELBERG (2.20pm, Sun, BBC2) then intros a (frankly funnier) sequel, BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II (2.50pm, Sun, BBC2)... THE WORKS (8.55pm, Sun, BBC2) double-bills Arthur C Clarke with yet another weird sci-fi edition of THE OUTER LIMITS (9.25pm, Sun, BBC2)... NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL (9pm, Mon, ITV) provide the latest in nightmarish camcorder docu- drama entertainment... Stewart Brand patronises the creativity of the poorly housed in HOW BUILDINGS LEARN (7.30pm, BBC2, Thu) so, instead, be sure to tape those new rendering gimmicks in the third series of deeply fantastic CGI cartoon REBOOT (4.40pm, Thu, ITV)... MOVIES >> SWINGERS (no-one you've heard of) is low-budget, fast-talking blokes hanging round in bars and failing to chat up women, and apparently completely brilliant... UNFORGETTABLE (Ray Liotta, Linda Fiorentino) sees John "The Last Seduction" Dahl re-teaming with Fiorentino to mangle an over-complicated memory-transplant murder plot... deviant Londoners can enjoy the NFT's short-but-vivid DAVID CRONENBERG season (all July); we say go for the crazed Canuck's early, funny films (Shivers, Videodrome) rather than the arty stuff (Rabid, The Brood)... IMPORTED PRINT >> The new 21*C, the stylish Australian cybermag published by stuffy academic press Gordon + Breach has reached our shores: contents in #23 include the Gibson- Sterling hybrid praising John Shirley plus Prions, Cancer, NASA and Mark Dery choking back his pessimism long enough to interview Vernor Vinge... CINEFEX #70, the goddam sexy film FX mag is (briefly) on shelves of the specialist shops - features on NTK fave The Fifth Element, Men in Black, and some dino flick... FILM THREAT has got money troubles and has suspended publication until they're sorted out, publisher CHRIS GORE weeps. Going "subscription only" a couple of months back was maybe a strong hint: check www.filmthreat.com for details... meanwhile, SCI-FI UNIVERSE, Gore's moneyspinner for ex-employers IDG Publications, has been sold to the coincidentally-named SCI-FI CHANNEL... and in final act of media injustice, funny, moral San Fran mag MIGHT MAGAZINE is no more. Unless, that is, the hints in the "Are Black People Cooler Than White People?" issue are *another* prank... >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know Now is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. 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