NTK in association with the Brighton Stalker-Tourist Board presents

sing-along-a

"Everything you see in this is absolutely possible"
- Lynda La Plante

It is, however, almost impossible to enjoy Linda La Plante's Killer Net (10pm, Tuesdays, C4; repeated 10.50pm, Sundays).

Unfortunately, many of us will nevertheless be compelled to watch it, in our role as interested and responsible computer enthusiasts, dedicated porn addicts, whatever.

So, NTK has dedicated this site to making the experience less painful, by highlighting some of the very worst lines, most gratuitous nudity, bizarrest technical errors, and just some funny things that you can shout at the screen, MST3K-stylee, all to keep yourself sane.

Obviously, you may be more amusing than us, in which case please contribute your suggestions, and we'll add the best to the page.

Killer Net - together we can bury it.

Coming soon [12/05/98]: the show's "technical advisor" defends his work! Yeah, right.