PURPLE PILLS - ALBUM VERSION: PURPLE HILLS - RADIO VERSION: I take a couple uppers I've been so many places I down a couple downers I've seen so many faces But nothing compares But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills To these blue and yellow purple hills I been to mushroom mountain I climbed the highest mountain Once or twice but who's countin' Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills To these blue and yellow purple hills [Eminem] [Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm With a couple of law suits inside her palms It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit And 5 I hit Ah shit Ah shit I started a mosh pit I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch Squashed a chick And stomped the foster kids And lost the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate This room makes me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Till I see dumb shit start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down To the women in the thongs with the asses out We don't bullshit, better ask around We don't bullshit, better ask around D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town D12 throws the bomb and gas your town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Bizarre, your mom is crashing now Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out [Kon Artist & (Kuniva)] [Kon Artist & Kuniva] Fuck that, someone help Denaun Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John (Hey Von) Hey Von, (You see me stepping on these leprechauns?) you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone (Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian) Yeah I took 'em all down with some parmesian (And I think my arm is gone) And I think my arm is gone It's probably numb Yo, it's probably numb Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm Dumb dumb before they cum(??) And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue (Scary ass it was a false alarm) Your scary ass it was a false alarm (You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on) Think they're about to die when I just got on So stop acting stupid Stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy You so high that you might wake up with a guy On some new shit on some new shit I think I did too much I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs I think I got the rush Red pills, blue pills, and green Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums Big pills (That's ill) Mescaline Watch out HERE IT COMES! (Chorus) Chorus: Eminem [Hook] [Hook] Dirty Dozen Dirty Dozen 80 of us 80 of us Shady brothers Shady brothers Ladies love us Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out They probably wanna take each other out And date each other And date each other Some-, something, something, something Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, Something Something, something, something, something [Proof] [Proof] Pop pills Pop pills Pills I pop Pills I pop Pop two pills Pop 2 pills On stilts I walk Or still show off Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Snort six lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk Thought I was incredible and killed the hawk I wanna roll away I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray And when I'm old and gray Look for coke to smoke I'm a go for broke I overdose No oki dok When I pack up my nose with coke Pack up my nose with soap *cough cough cough* *cough cough cough* I must have broke the choke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Ahh, poor baby Born by whore lady Born by whore lady Now I gotta straight born *infant* Now I'm payin' child support (You're crazy!) (It's your baby) [Swifty] [Swifty] I pop four E's at one time I take four shots at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine And I don't need a chase when I'm swallowing mine (You got any shroom?) You got any room Does Bizarre smoke crack? In Bizarre's hatch back I can't get job We can't go far Cuz her mom's so trashed Cuz the car has flats Why the hell you niggas think I rap? Why the hell you people think I rap? I do it just Because my mother taught me to get your company hijacked How to breach contracts If you like smack And if you got cash Then I might too Then hide it soon (?) (Swift, chill) (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you I'm just tryin' to get by like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue And I don't give a damn if you find me rude Speed, shrooms, down the valiums mean, crude, the hell with you too Even smoke weed outta vacuums I only need three blunts then I'm cool I just got some and I'm going back soon I just got some and I'm going back soon (Chorus) Chorus: Eminem [Bizarre] [Bizarre] I'm at rave I'm at rave Looking like a slave Looking at a babe High off chronic Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Body smelt like vomit Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy Looney, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey headed guy Heroine mescaline pimp Whipped cream, dirty mattresses So ladies wanna try Wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Blue hills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' ill Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Drugs kill (yeah right) Bitch I'm for real Chick I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut Shut your mouth you dirty girl You know you want it in your butt You know you want me in your world I'll put it in your cunt Ladies, please don't fight Let Bizarre nutt Bizarre's here all night!!!